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11/01/2021

November Rain

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games! We got everything you want, all those rules questions and answers. So we jump on the nightrain to head down toward Paradise City where the grass is green. By now you have probably run out of patience for those answers and thus will need to read on, sweet child o' mine, in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/01/2021)
November Rain
By Carsten Haese
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10/25/2021

This Article Is a No Bones Article

This week are are dropping all the pretenses and providing nothing but straight up answers to all of those rules questions you have burning in your minds! So we have put together yet another article on the up and up, clean and simple. So read on in this week's no frills edition of Cranial Insertion! Or did they mean they left all of the physical bones from this week's article?

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(10/25/2021)
This Article Is a No Bones Article
By Andrew Villarrubia
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09/23/2019

Goodbye to Ixalan and Dominaria

September is coming to a close and so is Ixalan and Dominaria's time in Standard. We have put together a final hurrah of rules questions and answers involving all of your favorite cards, or at least the recent one you have inquired about. So join us for this week's sendoff edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/23/2019)
Goodbye to Ixalan and Dominaria
By Nathan Long
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12/31/2018

Five! Four! Three! Two! One! QUIZ!

With the new year on the horizon we thought it would be a good chance to have you test your mettle and show us how much you have been studying this past year! So get your resolutions ready and head on in for another fantastic quiz article!!!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/31/2018)
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! QUIZ!
By Carsten Haese
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09/17/2018

Stockholm Syndrome

Straight from the hall at GP Stockholm we bring you this fresh set of rules questions and answers! Just watch out for the Møøse. So join us for yet another prognosticating edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(09/17/2018)
Stockholm Syndrome
By Charlotte Sable
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02/19/2018

Digging Through the Rare Box

We are digging through the rules questions to find all those answers to the hidden gems that you were looking for! So join us in this week's sparkly edition of Cranial Insertion. Now with more speculars.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(02/19/2018)
Digging Through the Rare Box
By Nathan Long
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05/23/2016

Modern Artistry

Ah, the modern times! With such wonderful artists as Piet Mondrian and Andy Warhol. Wait not those artists? Magic artists then, Anthony Palumbo, ... that is not it either?! Okay then, join us for this week's virtuosity of rules question and answers!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2016)
Modern Artistry
By James Bennett
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01/11/2016

Snow is Overrated

We are inundated with snow here at the Cranial Insertion offices! As the snow continues to pile up we sally up to the fire and break out some of your rules questions to answer! So cozy on up to this week's mind warming edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/11/2016)
Snow is Overrated
By Nathan Long
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11/11/2013

This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11

Eleven days into the eleventh month at the eleventh hour, bringing the banner of peace with rules questions scrawled all over it. Read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(11/11/2013)
This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11
By Carsten Haese
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11/04/2013

 

(11/04/2013)
A Commanding Presence
By James Bennett
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10/28/2013

Sugar Rush

Dressed up in our costumes and our energy is high, answering rules questions right before the crash. So join us for this weeks wired edition of Cranial Insertion. Someone please get Moko away from the sweets.

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(10/28/2013)
Sugar Rush
By Callum Milne
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04/22/2013

A Dance with Dragon's Maze

Dragon's Maze is coming. For now, we have a ton of other rules questions to deal with! Join us for this weeks Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(04/22/2013)
A Dance with Dragon's Maze
By Carsten Haese
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08/01/2011

Dog Day Sunrise

or, Wait, Where Did the Last Seven Months Go?

If dogs have days, do cats have nights?

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(08/01/2011)
Dog Day Sunrise
or, Wait, Where Did the Last Seven Months Go?
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/03/2011

Happy New Myr!

or, Here's to another year of reckless puns

There's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2011)
Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless puns
By Carsten Haese
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(11/29/2010)
Cyber Monday Special
or, Buy Now to Receive Before Christmas!
By Eli Shiffrin
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(09/06/2010)
Severe Weather Warning
or, Hurricane of Puns Coming Soon
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/05/2010

Rotating Goyfs

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(07/05/2010)
Rotating Goyfs
By Brian Paskoff
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10/27/2008

Ave Atque Vale

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(10/27/2008)
Ave Atque Vale
By Tom Fowler
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11/05/2007

 

(11/05/2007)
In the AEther
or, Super Magic Fighter II Top Edition
By Ted Dickinson
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07/02/2007

Enchant Dead Creature

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(07/02/2007)
Enchant Dead Creature
By Tom Fowler
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02/19/2007

99 Questions of Rules on the Wall

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(02/19/2007)
99 Questions of Rules on the Wall
By Thijs van Ommen
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(12/25/2006)
Jingle Bells, Kormus Bells
or, Grandma Got Run Over by Akroma
By Eli Shiffrin
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06/05/2006

 

(06/05/2006)
Who's Afraid of Shining Shoal?
By Tom Fowler
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11/28/2005

Attack of the Doppelgangers

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(11/28/2005)
Attack of the Doppelgangers
By Thijs van Ommen
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(11/14/2005)
(Kinda) (Sorta) Live from LA!
or, The World Needs More Internet
By Eli Shiffrin
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